Love the beautiful game? Too unfit to join us on Parkers' Piece for a d(r)ibble or f(r)izzle?

The Manchester derby is upon us for the first time in 2008 - and Selwyn College hosts our graduates (and one Ronaldo-ogling Sports Sec) to have a small get-together to watch the game. But word on the street is that it's not just for grads - all are welcome, young AND old, so if you'd like to join them - do email Helmi at helmi2901@gmail.com so he can arrange refreshments to throw around when City earn a well-deserved victory.

Meng-predictor:

Jokes aside, United were awful against Spurs last weekend, were lucky to snatch a last-minute draw and desperately need three points to keep pace with Arsenal tomorrow. Fortunately for them City have been beyond dire of late and the lucky breaks that somehow helped them to a blistering start to the season have predictably dissipated. Nevertheless it would be foolish to forget how important a match this is for both sets of fans and passion just might help them claw one back.

2-1 to United